If we are in a mutual, feel free to:
- Ask me for my Skype.
- Ask me for my phone number.
- Ask me to be your expert witness in court.
- Show up at my house unannounced, and challenge me to a Yu-Gi-Oh! duel.
- Provide me with constructive criticism about my crab walk.
- Put Brazilian Wandering Spiders in my banana cream pudding .
talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”
when did i get this fat
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it